Hey Grandaddy longlegs: I appreciate you being mostly laid back and everything. That’s a great quality. You keep to yourself, and for the most part don’t bother anyone. You aren’t the typical spider. Science tells me that you’re super poisonous, and you keep that shit to yourself. But when it gets late, sometimes you feel like you can crawl all up on who/whatever you want to and that ain’t cool. I hate swiping you to death. People ask me if I’m a murderer (not really), but if they did, I’d be like “probably.” I don’t ever pay attention to where you land. Relax with it. I have no qualms, but stay off my elbow, or shit might get serious. You see me? I’m a guy trapped in a blue world. Don’t fux wit a nikka